LTVX CORP. ACQUIRES NYC UNDERGROUND IN HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

FOR BELATED AND WRONGLY DATED RELEASE
L.I.C, NEW YORK — September 15, 1992— The LTV Squad (NYSE:LTVX) today completed it's hostile takeover bid of all property located within the NYC underground. This Acquisition includes all utility tunnels, subway tunnels, railroad tunnels + a large variety of sewers and drainage systems.

While inside traders of underground futures have long recognized this acquisition as a birthright just slightly beyond question, it is with this announcement that we reveal ourselves to the public. For those who reside in "New York Above" seem otherwise clueless as to the business of New York Below. To rectum-fy this lack of knowledge we have (and may continue to, or perhaps others will do so on a subcontracted basis) labeled many entrances to our location of business across a select section of northern brooklyn, with the intended goal of edge-i-mi-cating the mindless hipster masses who will have no choice but to now recognize. Afterall, the word IS on the street. Literally.


About LTV:
The LTV Squad are the original NYC UE motherfuckers. Officially founded in the fabulous 1980's, LTV has been exploring NYC for 15 solid years. The Ltvsquad.com website was (finally) launched in 2001.

In 2002 LTV hosted the 'spring invitational, one of the first successful open invitation UE gatherings documented (predating OPEX et al). Since then, LTV has hosted outrageous sex and art parties, drunken santa explorathons, and endless nights of perverted photo shoots and asbestos snorting, third rail greasing exploration. Why? Because it's Expected.



Press Contacts:
Midori Amasaki, Director of Imperial Anarchy.
LTV, Inc.
control {AT} ltvsquad.com

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